WOAH! WHAT THE EFF IS UP?

Oh, holy CRAP!
What is going on you guys?
Homie g's...Skillet...Dawg...
Yeah

You thought this blog was dead huh? I don't blame you. But the true question is...will it blend? is it really dead? NOPE! Chuck Testa!

I'm progressively more random, so the reason this is all broken up is because it's like my brain. What do vegetarian zombies say? GRAAAINS. Lolwut? What do vampire zombies say? VEINSSS. Seriously, shut up. What do movie zombies say? RUN, IT'S ABRAHAM LINCOLN!


*cough cough* I'm sick cause some kid coughed on me for an hour straight.
I'm high on life too.

SET GOALS TO TALK ABOUT, GO! 1. School so far. 2. UhhuhhuhhDISEASES! RIGHT! 3. Coconut water 4. Hamburgers 5. Books 5a. Book characters irl

1~School. I'm not sure if I like moving up grade after grade. It's becoming sort of a death sentence. But we'll see. On the other hand, I watched my Social Studies teacher try to breakdance in front of my locker bay.
Also, a lot of people seem to die. Over the past 2 months, I've heard of 4 deaths. Like, guys. Stop this. You're beautiful or handsome either way. You know about threesomes and foursomes...I get why they call you handsome! Oh my god, shut up mind. Okay! Section 2, nya!

2~Aj is convinced I have schizophrenia. I don't, guys. To prove that, I'm gonna take a test...
Later on: Uhhhhh...Um...I took a test, and on a scale of 0 to 14+, with 0 being no symptoms and 14+ being definitely yes, I got a...Umm...10? T____T BE QUIET. I'M JUST SPECIAL.

3~Coconut water. I saved this draft after finishing section 2, so I have no clue why I put that there. I think it was because on the side of it, it says 'More potassium than two bananas! Don't tell the monkeys!'
Now I'm thirsty. And sick. Meh.

4~WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS, AHH? I bet the second I post this thing, I'll remember. For now, I'm going to say that hamburgers are awesome.
Have you ever thought about who invented the hotdog? Not so much the hotdog, but the shape? Like, "I'm gonna make a new meat." "Oh boy!" "It's gonna be sort of like a ovalish type thing, like a tube almost." "Hmm. To put in sandwiches?" "Sort of. But I was thinking we should make this rectangle bread that tastes like garbage." "Oh, I see...Well, what should we make it out of?" "Meat. All sorts of options. Just meat." "Err...kay. How about a name? Thought of one yet?" "HOT DOG! THEY'LL NEVER DOUBT THE MEAT AGAIN!"
How about meatballs? We're going to take all of the leftovers from our hotdogs and hamburgers and stuff, and put it into one blob. Bam. What should we call it sir? It's just a ball of meat. THAT'S IT! MEATBALL!

5~Books I have been reading! If you want to live a normal lifestyle, go ahead and read these! First of all, so much manga. I've gotten into Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, and re-gotten into Fruits Basket.
Also, there's a book called Divergent that's absolutely LOVELY. It's sort of like taking Hunger Games and Harry Potter, combine them to have a child, make it into a test-tube baby, then inject it with something secret and special. I loved it. Also, the author lives here in Chicago! Crazy. Thank you, Kat for recommending.
Last but not least, a book I'm sure you've never heard of *hipster cough, jk*, The Fault In Our Stars! Woaaaaah. It's SO good! I can't recommend it enough. I got it on hold at the library about 3 months before it came out and have a 'Hanklerfish' in my own copy. Go read it now!

5a~Book characters irl, which might be changed to 'media characters irl' if I get off topic.
Okay. So TFIOS is an awesome book. (I won't spoil it, no worries)
The main beautiful male character is called Augustus Waters. I will not get into how mind-boggling hot this boy is, because your computer might explode at that would be 'bad.' Just imagine a really hot boy. Then he has a friend who's half-blind and has awesome blond 'emo' hair and wears thick glasses called Isaac. People might disagree, but I find him undeniably attractive too.
The point is, I went to school like normal, and I was going to homeroom. I have homeroom in this thing called the 'Home Ec' room, which is where we cook/sew/bake/do stuff.
I go in, and this boy from the period before is stretching out something that looks vaguely like bread and jello mixed together. It's all over his hands.
I put my elbows on the counter, all 'What are you making?' 'Pizza crust.' He looks up at me, and I nearly flip out, because holy mother of turds, he looks EXACTLY like Augustus Waters and Isaac put together!
This has happened before a lot to me, like how AJ's brother's friend looks like Harry Potter.


Did I finish this post in 2 days? Yes! Girl power, nya!
Whew. That took a while.
Yay.

My Thouhts On Staying Up Late

NEVER DO EET.

YOU WILL END UP LIKE ME.

My friend showed me a website called Hyperbole and a Half, and after nearly coughing up a lung from laughing, I thought it was time to draw a simple picture of what I thought about the website.



So after this dramatic 'outlet of human energy'.

It's me riding on the back of a goose.

I seriously need to lay off eating sandwiches and hot chocolate after 10 pm.

I mean.

BWAHAAHHAHAHHAHA.

I can be simple sometimes, but now I'm just mentally insane.

I know how happy you must be that I posted.

I saw a Chicago Bulls game yesterday.

It was...weird.

I'm going to go take a nice long nap now...

You Make Me Crazier, Crazier.

Whenever I hear that song, I think of Taylor being lifted up at the waist and getting spun around, laughing in the rain, wearing a blue dress and no shoes, in the middle of a field. Ah.

I have a ton of weird stories, like how I'm one of the only people who can actually advertise math without it getting ripped apart.

I started reading 'Catching Fire'! Yes! I can read anything that Suzanne Collins writes. She's amazing.

I also can proudly now say that I own a flying pig! He's small, but he's glass and has fragile little wings and a huge body. So in other words, he looks like me.

I don't know what to talk about anymore. I got featured on another website, but I don't know how. Apprently, it led some other people here.

Hey you. If you're reading this, and just saying 'I'll get over with the post soon, and then I'll click next blog', then thanks. You're close to the end, I promise.

I'm also reading manga, one about a karate kid type thing (Ranma 1/2) and a messed-up love story type thing (Hot Gimmick).

My room was recently cleaned by my mom, so I have no idea where ANYTHING is. It's like dropping a bomb on the space and saying 'At least you won't have too much stuff to worry about.'

Math is getting harder. The problem is, I'm not smart. Not a prodigy. I just learn things faster...if I actually want to. I need a good reason. 'It's your education.' is not a good reason.

Why are my parents, or more specfically, my dad, being so...manner obsessed? He burps and farts and sleeps in his underwear in front of the TV. Why should I keep my mouth shut if he doesn't?
And people wonder why I like animals better.

Tommorrow is Scratch Saturday, when I make food from scratch. I also am a lot more itchy on these days.

I wonder how long this post actually is by now. Hmm.

If you're still reading, I truly love you. Not that way. Though it's possible.

I guess that's really all. It's the end! :D

Uhh...The Same Day? :3

I had to blog again.
I'm just updating that my arm really, really hurts and sometimes goes numb. I really hate that. I'm babbling. I like MONSTERS.
Ok, mood swing.
I just ran around the house, screaming and laughing. Either I'm completely loosing it, or I don't know what.

But anyway, how do you like the new template? I think it's awesome, 'cause winter is my ultra favorite season.
It's cold, you fight for life, you get sick, you use about 5 blankets at night. What's not to love?
I completely am babbling now.
BABBLE BABBLE.

I would write a poem about winter, or maybe all the seasons, but I fear that I might include wolves and clouds and ice cream sandwiches in it, so it can wait 'till tommorrow.

SHRIMP!

If you lost the world,
You'd loose the children,
There'd be none who'd make a brighter day,
You would stop livin',
It'd be a choice you're makin',
You'd be livin' a bad life,
Somebody'd make a better day,
For you and meeeeeeee...

I like writing parodies. That was "We Are The World" by MJ. Long live the guy! =D

I kinda like this font, don't you? =D
Or this one, maybe?


Definetely this one. Ok, so, as I was saying, Michael Jackson is awesome.
Wow, I just noticed something.
If you take the 'e' and the 'o' out of 'awesome,' and rearrange the letters it spells 'was me'.
That is kinda cool, in my opinion.

Did you notice that the word 'nature' is in 'signature'? Awesome! He he.

♫JOSHUA FOUGHT THE BATTLE OF JERICO (moo) JERICO (moo) JOSHUA FOUGHT THE BAD OF JERICO (moo) AND THE (moo) WALL CAME A-TUMBLIN' DOWN! (mooooooo) PHYSICS!♪

↑ That was written in my Social Studies journal.

Why is Social Studies about History? "Social" is talking a lot to friends and "Studies," well...you know what studies are. Weird, right?

♪WE NEED, SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON...♫

I need somebody to lean on...preferrably a chair...

End of my rant. Wasn't that fun to read?








HEE HEE.